One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the
foundations for a new home. After several hours, the Polish man's
shovel hits on something hard. Both men work hurriedly to dig the
object out and discover that it is a treasure chest.
On opening it they find jewels, gold doubloons, and
other valuables beyond their wildest dreams. The two men start
dancing around, celebrating their newfound wealth.
Once they have calmed down, the Russian takes the
Polish workman's hand and earnestly says "Friend, we will share this
just like good comrades should" and the Polish guy says, "Oh nooo, we
will split this 50 - 50!"