One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new home. After several hours, the Polish man's shovel hits on something hard. Both men work hurriedly to dig the object out and discover that it is a treasure chest.

On opening it they find jewels, gold doubloons, and other valuables beyond their wildest dreams.  The two men start dancing around, celebrating their newfound wealth.

Once they have calmed down, the Russian takes the Polish workman's hand and earnestly says "Friend, we will share this just like good comrades should" and the Polish guy says, "Oh nooo, we will split this 50 - 50!"


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