A Polish man wanted to learn how to sky dive. He
got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the Pole to
jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then
explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they
would go down together. The Pole understood and was ready.
The time came to have the Pole jump from the plane.
The instructor reminded the Pole that he would be right behind him.
The Pole proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air
for a few seconds pulled the rip cord.
The instructor followed by jumping from the plane.
The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The
instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past
the Pole. The Pole seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his
parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"