Two Poles emigrated to America. On their first day
off the boat in New York City, they spied a hot dog vendor in the
street. "Did you know they eat dogs in America?" one asked the other.
"I did not know that." "Well, If we're going to live here, we might as
well learn to eat like Americans." So they each bought a hot dog
wrapped up in wax paper and sat down to eat them on a nearby park
bench. One Pole looked inside his wax paper, then over at the other
Pole and asked, "What part did you get?"