A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of
meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks the people: "Excuse
me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?"
All the poles reply: "Meat? What is meat?"
Seeing he cannot get an answer in Poland he goes to
the USSR and asks the Soviets:
"Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat
in Poland?" All the Soviets reply: "Think? What is think?"
Seeing he cannot get an answer in the USSR he goes
to the USA and asks the Americans: "Excuse me, what do you think of
the lack of meat in Poland?" All the Americans reply: "Lack? What is
lack?"
Seeing he cannot get an answer in the USA he
decides to go to Israel, and asks the Israelis: "Excuse me, what do
you think of the lack of meat in Poland?" To which all the Israelis
reply: "Excuse me? What is excuse me?
