Did you hear about the new game fish the Illinois
Department of Natural Resources is trying to breed? They took a Coho
and crossed it with a Walleye. They called it a Kowal. It had great
taste, and fought like hell, but wasn't very large. So they crossed it
with a Muskie, and called it a Kowalski. It has the best of
everything: it fights hard, it tastes great, and it grows up to 50
inches. The only problem is they're having trouble teaching to swim!