A Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to
make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to hear the world's
worst Polish Joke?" The other guy says "Sure, but before you tell it,
let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the
door, those tow real mean-looking dudes? They're Polish. And those two
bouncers by the bar? They're Polish too! The Bartender is also Polish!
And one more thing pal, I'm Polish too... Now, do you still want to
tell that joke of yours?" "Hell no!", replies the first guy, "I don't
want to have to explain it six times!"