A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of Polish
vodka. As the bartender slides the drink to the patron, a man sitting
next to him remarks, "That's a coincidence, I, too, am enjoying a
Polish vodka. Since
I arrived from the old country, this is the only
bar in which I have found it."
To which the first replies, "Old country, I'm from
the old country. Let me buy you another!"
As the drinks are being poured, one of the men
asks, "What part of the old country are you from?"
"Krakow," replies the other. "This is weird," says
the first, "I, too, am from Krakow! Let's get another shot."
After the new round arrives, the first asks, "So,
pal, what did you do back in Krakow?'
"Not much, really, I came here right out of high
school. I graduated from Lech Walesa Technical Academy in '81."
"This is eerie," replies the other, "I'm Welesa
Tech, '81. Let's get another shot." But the bartender says, "Slow down
fellas, I gotta make a call."
The bartender calls his wife and tells her that
he'll be late getting home. When she inquires as to the cause, he
replies, "Oh, the friggin' Liszjewski twins are here again."