QUICKIES

 

Question: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Pole with a Mongoloid?
Answer: A Polaroid One-Step.

 

Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding
night?
A: A new last name.

 

Q: What do you get if you integrate around Europe?
A: Zero. Because there are no poles in Europe.
Actually, there are some Poles in Europe, but they're removable.

 

Q: How do you get a one-armed Pole out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.

 

Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?
A: Flush the punch bowl.

 

Q: What happens when a Pole doesn't pay his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.

 

Q: Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?
A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.

 

Q: How do you get a Pole out of the bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

 

Q: What's delaying the Polish space program?
A: Development of a working match.

 

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