MORE QUICKIES

 

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.

 

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?
A: Someone stole the book.

 

Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Poland?
A: They forgot the recipe.

 

Q: What are the two biggest Polish lies?
A: The check's in your mouth, and I won't come in the mail.

 

Q: What do you do if a Pole throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.

 

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!

 

Q: How do you know if a Pole has been using a computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.

 

Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A: Because they can't spell toboggan.

 

Q: What's delaying the Polish space program?
A: Development of a working match.

 

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