Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend
the international science convention, where all the countries of the
world gathered to compare their scientific achievements and plans. The
scientists listened to the United States describe how they were
another step closer to a cure for cancer, and the Russians were
preparing a space ship to go to Saturn, and Germany was inventing a
car that runs on water. Soon, it was the Polish scientists' turn to
speak. "Well, we are preparing a space ship to fly to the sun." This,
of course was met with much ridicule. They were asked how they planned
to deal with the sun's extreme heat. "Simple, we're going at night!"
