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POLISH SEX QUIZ

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 1.  A clitoris is a type of flower.    
 2. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.    
 3. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.    
 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.    
 5. Pornography is the business of making record albums.    
 6. A G-string is part of a violin.    
 7. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly".    
 8. Coitus is a musical instrument.    
 9. Semen is another word for "sailor".    
10. An enema is someone who is not your friend.    
11. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.    
12. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve"    
13. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.    
14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".    
15. An organism is the person who accompanies the choir.    
16. A condom is an apartment complex.    
17. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.    
18. Testicles are found on an octopus.    
19. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.    
20. Menstrual cycle has three wheels.    
21. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.    
22. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.    
23. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.    
24. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.    
25. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.    
25. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.    

 


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