TAMPON STORY

A Pole, an American, and a German had a room full  of rancid used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who  could stay in there the longest.

First it was the American's turn. The  other two locked him in the room and waited. A week later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!"  cried the American. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!" 

Next it was the German's turn. After a month he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most  putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as  he gasped for breath.

Finally it was the Pole's turn. They locked him  in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The German  and American heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled  through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by  far!"  To which the Pole yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm  not done eating the jelly donuts."

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